Dec 20 2008
Almanac-mania

When this time of the year comes, the civil servant from La Poste (the Post office), the firefighters (who are volunteers in small towns), and trash collector (éboueur) go door to door and sell calendars/almanacs to the people they serve year-round to earn a little extra for the Holidays. More than that, it is called “des étrennes” in French which has no translation in English.
It is assumed to be a gift for New Year’s, either money or something new which you will have as your étrennes. (origins)
So if you hear: “Tiens, ça te fera tes étrennes“, it means that the money or the gift you’re getting is for the Holidays and that’s it. Don’t ask for more. And if you use this word as a verb then it means you were the first one to use it or wear it.
See in France we pay our employees. Especially the civil servant ones with special rights and advantages, that, even as a French worker, you would never get. We, then, don’t tip people year round because as taxpayers (TVA is at 19.6%) we consider that the state has enough money to pay for them to fulfill their duty.
Firefighters (les pompiers) are on the other end, risking their lives for us and in small towns they don’t get paid to do it (or maybe a small amount now) so it is well deserved I think.
Anyways, a lot of people get those calendars, serve the “apéro” to their given servant, and hang their new acquisition until next time. There is no set price for it, you can give whatever you want but usually you don’t give less than 5 euros. So if you happen to live in France and one day your mailman knocks at your door with almanacs in his hands, there is a good chance he won’t leave before you give him a little something. You can say “no”, it’s always better than hiding because, trust me, he will come back until he has talked to you!
I found a very interesting website about the History of La Poste’s almanacs and a few discussions on who do you give (money) to and how much, which are very interesting if you want to know the “general mood” about this tradition.
I would agree in saying it’s a bizarre custom. I mean how many almanacs do you need in a year, in one home? Certainly not more than 1 or even 2 but when most civil servants come to your home and give you the same spiel, it gets frustrating and annoying very quickly.
And for your “étrennes”, here is a poem from Arthur Rimbaud called “Étrennes to Orphans” :
Les Étrennes des Orphelins

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I La chambre est pleine d’ombre ; on entend vaguement II Or les petits enfants, sous le rideau flottant, III Votre coeur l’a compris : - ces enfants sont sans mère. IV Ah ! c’était si charmant, ces mots dits tant de fois ! V Maintenant, les petits sommeillent tristement : |
Ecrit en 1869. Paru le 2 janvier 1870 dans la “Revue pour tous”.













